 HEY!
| Elsworth is
beginning to think that maybe there's no one at home. |
|
 By
Dawn's Early Light
| We're about to see
if the much heralded Wisacrian defensive perimiter is as
impregnable as almost everyone believes it to be. |
|
 Mutiny
| A genuinely heartless
beast, he ordered the ship back out to sea after just one day in
the Port of San Francisco. Darryl and more than thirty-five newly
married shipmates had to leave their husbands weeping on the dock. |
|
 Where's
My Ride?
| Moira is beginning
to think that she made a mistake by beating Jim three times in a
row at that damned Final Fantasy game last night. |
|
 GET
OUT!
| That crazy old coot
is chasing another cable installation guy out of his mansion. They
can never get rid of all the channels that he complains are being
broadcast from Hell. |
|
Fashion Police
| He knew damned well
what he was doing when he left the house wearing those plaid
pants. He deserves everything he gets! |
|
 Thinking
Space
| Marco finally found
the thinking space he felt he needed, but he still can't come up
with even one good idea. |
|
 Bad
Year
| It's been a bad year
for the hotel business in Haiti. First, the political warfare, and
now the zombies are out heavier than they have been in years. |
|
Litterbug Larry
| Old Litterbug Larry,
where'er he goes, be very, very wary o' the wicked things he sows. |
|
Nosey
| Some places are best
left undisturbed, but try telling that to the compulsively nosey
busybody, Jenkins. |
|
Down 'n' Dirty
| You want dirty? Just
wind your way down these stairs! |
|
The Lone Miner
| They tried to tell
him that the mine was played out, but he'll show them that they
were wrong, even if it takes another ten years of solitary
digging. |
|
Quoque Pro 100
| Once you've had a
Quoque Pro 100, you will never want to be without one again. |
|
Vespers
| Every day as the sun
sets in the west, the virginal priestesses of the Order of Cosmic
Consciousness gather for evening vespers. |
|
 Night
Shift
| The hours are lousy,
but there are certain intangible benefits that accrue to those who
work nights instead of days.. |
|
Special Delivery
| Owners of the
popular Hollow Ball Series are not surprised by the extraordinary
service given by the maker, from point of delivery through
long-term maintenance. |
|
Room For Rent
|
KAPOW!
| Another good guy
launches a preemptive strike against one of the bad guys. |
|
Other Side of the
Tracks
| The question is: Is this side
of the tracks the wrong side of the tracks? |
|
 Good
Will Ambassador
| The Harvukians are not sure
that they can trust these Earthlings with their over-friendly,
uncomfortably-physically-close manner. |
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