Children of the
Night
| Mr.
Cranch loves the Halloweenish time of the year. It's when the
children of the night come out in force to play in his backyard
cemetery. |
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Killer Pumpkin
| I ask
you, who can blame Jacko for thinking that he's owed a piece of
bumpkin pie? |
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Our Night To Howl
| These
guys get to kick up their heels only once a year, during the
Halloween season, so you can bet that the smiles never leave their
faces! |
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Halloween Hassle
| Homeless
Homer hates Halloween! It's the one night a year that he can count
on to not be able to drink his hooch in peace. |
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Witch With an Itch
| "I
don't care how close it is to Halloween, how many times have I
told you there's no broom riding inside the hut?!" |
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Pumpkin Power
| It is
little appreciated that for fourteen days preceding Halloween and
on Halloween day, itself, pumpkins are much more powerful talisman
against vampires than even the largest garland of garlic. |
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Little Rascals
| I may
be wrong, but it seems like the kids who go out on Halloween night
are getting younger, more numerous, bolder, and, yes, even more
threatening every year. |
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Coincidence
| Talk
about coincidences! What are the chances that this kid would go
trick or treating at a home of someone who so closely resembles
the costume he is wearing? |
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Gimme!
| OMIGOD!
Let's hope that thing down there is after Billy's bag of treats
and not out to bag Billy! |
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Almost Time
| It's
almost that time of the year again, and Wilma can hardly wait |
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Buzzing the Bell
Tower
| The
witches around West Wooston delight in zooming through the bell
tower in the center of town. The trick is to time things so that
they are just able to guide their brooms beneath the bell when it
is at the apex of its upswing. |
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Bounty Hunter
| Would a
thousand-acre nudist colony in the middle of the Sonoran Desert
stop him? Hell no! Biff Brogan, Bounty Hunter, always gets his man |
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Halloween Offering
| Young
witches ritualistically present their newborn babies to The Master
on All Hallows Eve, hoping he will infuse them with special black
magical powers, and he usually does....if he is not hungry. |
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Headless Whoresman
| Many
years ago, he lost his head over one of the hookers he regularly
frequented, now the Headless Whores' Man returns every Halloween
to exact a terrible vengeance. |
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Halloween Hotel
| "Go
away!" Halloween's over, and the hotel is closed! Come back
next year!" |
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Fore!
| The
natural hazards, especially the cowpokes who come moseying along
on the seventh hole of the back nine, are a real bitch! |
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Let There Be Light
| "Here,
let me get that. I think we could use a bit more light." |
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The Approach
| They
had been hearing stories about the legendary "Approach"
since setting foot on this godforesaken continent. Now they are
not sure that they want to find out what it is that they have come
so far to see. |
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Empowerment
| Purse
snatching used to be a piece of cake until they started coming out
with all those role-model, kick-ass women in the movies and on TV. |
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Love In Bloom
| No
doubt about it, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful,
long-lasting relationship. |
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