High Risers
| They agreed to meet
on the 95th level, but he got turned around and started up the
east Highriser instead of the west one, as they had planned. |
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Jealousy
| Aren't you glad that
you don't share this unattractive attribute with others? |
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Congestion
| Will this madness
never stop?! |
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Au Secours
| Too bad he does not
understand French! |
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Obsolete
| It's hard to imagine
that these decaying structures were once so vital to mankind's
traffic on the oceans of the world. |
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Antivampirism
| It's about time that
something was done to put an end to the policy of violent,
anti-Vampiric, racial cleansing that has been going on unchecked
for centuries now! |
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Gonna Be Late
| "Dang! I jist
propped that dern old tree up last week, and it's gone and come
down agin!" |
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Wading Pool
| "Hey! I thought
you said this was a wading pool!" |
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Flotation Devices
| The bad news: Well,
you can see for yourself. The good news: Those breast implants
were not a total waste. |
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Final Run
| Everyone agrees that
the final run of the day is the most thrilling event at the Thelma
and Louise Invitational. |
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No Good Options
| This is a very bad
place to be, sort of between a shock and dark place. |
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Rainman
| Whenever it rains,
this solitary, shadowy figure can be seen slogging through the
streets of the neighborhood. The kids call him Rainman. |
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Suspicions Confirmed
| She thought that she
had done nothing to arouse her husband's suspicions. Was she ever
wrong! |
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Know Your Enemy
| I finally met the
enemy, and he is (gasp)...ME! |
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Morning Stretch
| Dawn swears by her
early morning stretches. She says that she finds them very
stimulating. Approximately fifty-percent of her neighbors say the
same thing. |
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Late Night Lockup
| Big Bruce has such a
bad rep that they had to tranfer him to his cell on death row
under the cover of a dark, rainy night. |
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Thing In the Cellar
| The tenants have
complained to the landlord about that thing in the cellar, but, so
far, he's been putting them off. In the meantime, it's been
getting hungrier and hungrier. |
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He's Back
| When the villagers
awaken in the morning, they shall discover, to their horror, that
old Grimbacci has come back home. |
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Shrine of the Sacred
Sleepwalker
| Somnabulists from
all over the world try to make a pilgramage to the Shrine of the
Sacred Sleepwalker at least once in their lives. |
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Busy Intersection
| Somebody should have
warned these dune buggy pilots that this is a very busy
intersection between the hours of 8:00 and 4:30. |
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